Thursday, April 12, 2007

Personal Ads - The Truth

I found a site that finally explains what all the terms used in personal ads really mean - watch out girls, meeting someone after a few drinks in a bar might be the better alternative after all!
Some examples:
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Adventurer.....Has had more partners than you ever will

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Athletic.......................Flat-chested
§ Emotionally secure....... Medicated
§ Fun........................... Annoying & Talks A Lot
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Gentle ..................... Comatose

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Good listener ........... Borderline autistic

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Open-minded ............. Desperate

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Outgoing.................... Loud

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Romantic.................. Looks better by candlelight

§ Wants soulmate..........One step away from stalking

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