Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Talking Cats
Being the owner - no my mistake - I mean: being the tolerated can opener and fur stroker of a wonderful cat, I always love funny cat videos. This one is hilarious and encouraged me to try to teach my cat to say "I love you"! Of course she is far too clever and too much of a diva to even attempt to do anything I ask her to do, so I've finally given up and spend my time watching other peoples' felines chatting away instead. Enjoy!
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Personal Ads - The Truth
I found a site that finally explains what all the terms used in personal ads really mean - watch out girls, meeting someone after a few drinks in a bar might be the better alternative after all!
Some examples:
§ Adventurer.....Has had more partners than you ever will
§ Athletic.......................Flat-chested
§ Emotionally secure....... Medicated
§ Fun........................... Annoying & Talks A Lot
§ Gentle ..................... Comatose
§ Good listener ........... Borderline autistic
§ Open-minded ............. Desperate
§ Outgoing.................... Loud
§ Romantic.................. Looks better by candlelight
§ Wants soulmate..........One step away from stalking
Some examples:
§ Adventurer.....Has had more partners than you ever will
§ Athletic.......................Flat-chested
§ Emotionally secure....... Medicated
§ Fun........................... Annoying & Talks A Lot
§ Gentle ..................... Comatose
§ Good listener ........... Borderline autistic
§ Open-minded ............. Desperate
§ Outgoing.................... Loud
§ Romantic.................. Looks better by candlelight
§ Wants soulmate..........One step away from stalking
